The folks over at Bleacher Report have put out the latest edition of their popular animated web series, "Game Of Zones," which prominently features your Portland Trail Blazers. After a segment poking fun of the ill-fated MarShon Brooks/Dillon Brooks trade between the Suns and Grizzlies, the episode turns to summer in the "Port Lands" where House Blazers take DeMarcus Cousins prisoner...
While some of the storylines are a bit dated -- Nik Stauskas is no longer on the team and Cousins is likely out for the postseason after tearing his left quadriceps -- the Trail Blazers have relied on the "Lord Of Light-Hearted Locker Room Chemistry" to grab the three-seed and the first two games of their best-of-seven series versus the Thunder. Eventually, Damian Lillard steps in to cut Cousins loose after offering an opinion about Golden State's "golden cup" before the segments finishes with a catchy tune about Portland's season.