David Letterman's "Top 10 Reasons
I Love the Indiana Pacers"
10: An 82-game season gives me 82 reasons to drink.
9: With the addition of Larry Bird, front office could beat anybody's front office in a game of pick-up.
8: If you rearrange the letters in Pacers, you get capers ... and, by God, who doesn't love capers?
7: Delicious Pacer dogs contain bits of actual basketballs.
6: Fun to watch Bobby Leonard broadcast game without pants.
5: Some teams give 100 percent, others 110 percent, the Pacers give 114 percent.
4: It's still fun to say Detlef Schrempf.
3: They're very close to signing Barry Bonds.
2: Team was nice enough to look the other way when Mom ran on the court and tried to kiss Reggie Miller.
1: After tonight's game, Jermaine O'Neal is having everyone over for dessert and coffee.