Guten tag, Cavaliers fans. Welcome the final installment of the Optimist's Year-in-Review five-part mini-series. The reviews are in and it's been a smashing success.
TV Guide critic Tom Shales exclaimed, "The Optimist's Year-in-Review was a tour de force; a once-in-a-generation experience that made me laugh, made me cry and then made me hungry." My agent also informs me that the "Year-in-Review" logo will appear on bases in Major League Baseball games during interleague play next month.
This week, we have wrapped up the Wine and Gold's see-saw season that saw our beloved Cavaliers start out slowly in Part I, pick the pieces in Part II, make a their playoff push in Part III and wrap up the crazy campaign in Part IV.
Today, it's the Optimist's Award Banquet where we pass out the season-ending accolades to those who made the Cavaliers season one to remember. Of course, the perfect starting point is to name my 2003-04 All-Optimist First and Second Teams.
2003-04 All-Optimist First Team
This year's All-Optimist First Team is loaded with an inordinate amount of Cavaliers, but when you put together a season like the Wine and Gold just did, it's not unusual to pile up the postseason awards.
2003-04 All-Optimist Second Team
The All-Optimist Second Team had an array of some of this year's most prolific players from around the league. Some notable omissions who barely missed the cut were the AK-47, Joe Johnson, Stanislav Medvedenko, Zaza Pachulia, Zeljko Rebraca, Nene, and of course, Ansu Sesay.
The Edgar Jones 7th Man Award
The inagural Edgar Jones 7th Man Award goes to the player who isn't the first player off the bench but still contributes mightily both on the floor and in the hearts of the Gund Arena faithful.
The Butterball Turkey Award
The first annual Butterball Turkey Award goes to the performer who laid the biggest egg on the floor of the Gund Arena. The three worthy candidates below barely nudged out Ricky Davis (who called us names) and Phoenix Suns rookie, the Magic Lamp, who netted 0 points and five fouls in nine minutes of play on March 23.
The Gundy
The Gundy goes to the player who turned in the best performance in a game at the corner of Huron and Ontario in 2003-04. Notable omissions are Jeff McInnis' masterful performance against the Indiana Pacers on March 14 and Dajuan Wagner's breakout performance in a January 28 win over the Miami Heat.