
The Optimist takes a lighthearted look at the bright side of the Cavaliers season. He predicted the Wine and Gold to go 82-0 at the beginning of the season and hasn't stopped since. The Optimist makes an appearance before every Cavaliers game and on random occasions.
Remember, all the Optimist ever asks of Cavaliers fans is two things...
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Take a look at some of my past columns. I've altered them to make all predictions accurate.
Now gird up and get reading, people!
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May 30 - at Orlando Magic - GAME 6
Now, I know you’re upset, big fella. But Ben was rooting for the Cavaliers, and besides, if we was unwanted, don’t you think Shaun Rogers or Josh Cribbs would have stoot-slapped his arse seven ways ‘til Sunday for setting foot on sacred soil? Anyway, your passion is misdirected. If you want to focus on the current source of pain and suffering for Cleveland sports fans, look no further than a seven-year old child from Kissimmee, Florida. Yes, I’m referring to little Gina Marie Incandela – who is, to date, undefeated in the postseason when she sings the National Anthem. The Magic are a perfect 4-0 with her behind the mike, taking down two teams who’ve combined for 128 wins in the regular season. I’ve heard her twice now, and I’m telling you: when this little girl – who’s cuter than a bug’s ear – launches into the “Star Spangled Banner” it curls Mike Brown’s hair. And by the time she gets to that part about the “bombs bursting in air,” Magic assistant Patrick Ewing is openly weeping into Tony Battie’s arms.
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