Cleveland Cavaliers University
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Welcome to your first day here at the sprawling pastoral campus of Cleveland Cavaliers University. We’re proud that you have decided to enroll here at CCU, a fine institution and the home of hoops higher learning.
Our academic mission is to make this your classroom for gaining unique knowledge about Cleveland Cavaliers, specifically, and the great game of basketball, in general. Our curriculum will be taught in virtual on-line classes by a distinguished faculty with diverse backgrounds who are among the tops in their field.
Our faculty is interested in only one thing: making you the most educated student body in the NBA.
Welcome to CCU! Click below to view some of the past lessons!
Faculty: Professor Max Benton & Professor Stan Kellers
Topics: Medical Glossary, Strength and Conditioning, Fast Facts
In this class, Prof. Kellers will teach you the dynamics of how the pros get in shape to avoid injuries and Prof. Benton will exhibit what they do to remedy them when they occur. The introductory class will outline the physical part of the game and teach you the difference between an ACL and MCL. Credits can be applied towards your pre-med degree.
Faculty: Adjunct Professor Stu Jackson (NBA League Office)
Topics: Official Rules, Referee Hand Signals, Rule Changes, Rules FAQ
Students will learn the do’s don’ts of NBA basketball. Everything from hand-checking to the double-dribble will be covered in this pre-law class. If you don’t know the intricacies of the Illegal Defense, you will after a semester in Cleveland Cavaliers University’s prestigious School of Law.
Faculty: Professor Joe Gabriele
Topics: Facts and Figures, Uniforms and Logos, Retired Jerseys, All-Time Rosters, Music
The School of History will cover the Cavaliers from Austin Carr to Zydrunas Ilgauskas and everyone in-between. Students will take a look back on all aspects of the 35-plus year history of the Wine and Gold.
Faculty: Professor Bruce Wimbish, Professor John Manuszak, Professor Garin Narain
Topics: Salary Cap 101, Salary Cap Determination, Stat of the Day
CCU students will learn about the dollars and cents of the NBA as well as some of the numbers that make the NBA machine go. The esteemed Professor Wimbish will walk pupils through all the whys and wherefores of the league’s salary cap along with other business matters.
Faculty: Professor Joe Gabriele, The Optimist, Professor Lance Blanks
Topics: Basketblog, Various Team Related Questions
At CCU, our Communications degrees are quite prestigious. Thusly, the university brought in scholars like Lance Blanks and the Optimist to campus to tutor the basketball matriculates among you. Passing through the School of Communications is essential to earning your degree from Cleveland Cavaliers University.