The Goran Dragic Music Video You Can't Miss

There are plenty of things you will see online this week that, while interesting, are simply not true.

That's the plight of the calendar shifting from March to April. And while every two-bit comedian and marketing firm will try to get you to buy into some poorly crafted joke, what we're about to show you is 100% real.

There is a Goran Dragic music video, and it is glorious. As a matter of fact, it may be the best crafted joke you see all week and you likely won't even understand a word of it.

After we saw it for the first time we had to go straight to the man himself, no, not the guy who made it, the guy who was the subject of it and find out what it is all about.

According to Dragic, the video is from a Slovenian comedian and impersonator named Klemen Slakonja -- we're guessing is the foreign equivalent to Frank Caliendo minus the Jon Gruden impression -- who has a national television show. The guard said a lot of it, including the scenes with the stone dragons, are filmed in his hometown. And, while we couldn't get him to sing it, the Dragon told us the lyrics are satirically praising his evolution as a basketball player.

Slakonja did some impressive research on his subject though as towards the end of the video he even parodies Dragic singing in a suit from his rookie season. The rendition of "Greatest American Hero" took place at the Suns Charity Gala in 2009. And yes, we have video evidence of that too.

So enjoy. It may not be in English, but it will certainly be stuck in your head for days like it was in ours. Goran's Reaction:

Update: Our international fan base came through with a translation of the video as well. Enjoy!

As a kid I got up at 3 to watch Steve Nash,

never thought I'd be the one making that much cash,

In America they were first saying Goran Tragic,

all along I believed in my own magic.

Now, in the NBA, they call me the Dragon - zmaj,

- when it awakes inside me, breathing fire, flashing by now!

Goran, Gorane, you're the best playmaker in the NBA,

faster than a bird, dropping three-pointers.

Dragon, Dragone, MVP & All-Star,

I adore and love you,

even though you're from Slovenia.

I fought to get to where I am now,

I feel like I'm living some sort of dream,

Got married and had a son,

Who's your daddy?

And the team is playing like one big family.

But still I do miss the guys from national team,

in Phoenix my Maja sometimes makes me žgance,

because I love everything , everything that is Slovene,

specially the fans who are cheering hellishly.

Now, in nba, they call me the Dragon - zmaj,

- when it awakes inside me, breathing fire, flashing by now!

Goran, Goran ours,

you you you are the best in the world, our basketball player,

faster than a bird, dropping three-pointers.

I love you I'd give you all,

you're really such a great guy, such a catch,

That you're an All-Star knows even Kevin Durant!

Gogi, I love you because like me, you have a soft ć.

We adore you all!

We love you all!

Although we are not countrymen.

Gogiiiiiiiiiiii!

(Dragon, Dragone, Dragon, Dragone Željko, Modrijani take over)

Goran, Gorane, you're the best playmaker in NBA,

faster than a bird, dropping three-pointers.

Dragon, Dragone, MVP & All-Star,

I adore and love you,

even though you're from Slovenia.

Goran, Goran ours,

you you you are the best in the world, our basketball player,

faster than a bird, dropping three-pointers.

I love you I'd give you all,

you're really such a great guy, such a catch,

That you're an All-Star knows even Kevin Durant!