Munn's Musings | Top 5 All-Star Wrestlers

 



Editor’s Note: Vice President of Fan Experience Jeff Munneke is a beloved member of the Timberwolves family, and as an employee of the team since the inaugural 1989-90 season, he has a lot of on and off the court knowledge about the team. That ranges from top halftime acts and coolest players all the way to season ticket eating venues and most memorable games. Each week during the 2013-14, Munn’s going to share that knowledge with us through top-5 or top-10 lists in this “Munn’s Musings” blog.

 

With the ode to this past weekend's Wrestlemania 30 I wanted to list out my favorite 5 All Star Wrestlers:

5 Tie: Legion of Doom / The Road Warriors - Hawk and Animal

Shaved Mohawks, studded dog collars, spiked shoulder pads, and face paint and was there anything better than their entry to the ring: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh What A Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuush"


4: Goldberg

"Who's Next!"


3. Baron Von Raschke

Goose stepping into the ring with his flowing long bathrobe: "I am ordered to win. I must win. I will win. Dat is all the people need to know."


2. The Rock

The best on the mic all time as the "Peoples Champion": "Do you smellllllllllll what the Rock is cookin'?"


1. Jesse The Body Ventura

Racing home from church every Sunday morning just to get to see Jesse preen and prance in his boa, black derby, huge shades and tights along with what outrageous statement would he make this week.

 

"Listen here, Mean Gene, I just got back from the French Riviera with Mick and the Stones."

 

"I got this scarf from Erica Kane."

 

"Mean Gene, look at this lateral deltoid."

 


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