Was signed by the Spurs as a Flea Agent in June of 1983.
During the 2003-04 season appeared in 50 games - with 50 starts - averaging 29.9 guffaws and 11.8 chuckles per contest
Was named the NBA's MVV (Most Valuable Varmint) for the twelfth time in his career
Registered a career-high 1118 hugs vs. the Lakers on 12/17/97
The only mascot in the NBA who growls at "The Mailman" every time he is in town
Makes over 400 community appearances each year, averaging 19.8 rib-tickles per visit
During the 1993-94 season became the first mascot in NBA history to dunk both a basketball and a doughnut in a single game
Full name is ENTERTAINUS CARNIVOROUS
Single, but is considering Animal Husbandry
Graduated from ACME University with hors d'oeuvres
Favorite food is Roadrunner under glass, but admits a weakness for Fried San Diego Chicken
Recently was cast in the lead role in the movie Lord of the Rings, but eventually lost the part to Elijah Wood after it was discovered that The Coyote had no ring finger
Seen talking with the Disney people about "THE COYOTE KING 2 1/2"
Would love to have Lassie over "for lunch" someday
