Coyote’s Biography


  • Named Mascot of the Year by gameops.com in 2006
  • Was signed by the Spurs as a Flea Agent in June of 1983.
  • During the 2003-04 season appeared in 50 games - with 50 starts - averaging 29.9 guffaws and 11.8 chuckles per contest
  • Was named the NBA's MVV (Most Valuable Varmint) for the twelfth time in his career
  • Registered a career-high 1118 hugs vs. the Lakers on 12/17/97
  • The only mascot in the NBA who growls at "The Mailman" every time he is in town
  • Makes over 400 community appearances each year, averaging 19.8 rib-tickles per visit
  • During the 1993-94 season became the first mascot in NBA history to dunk both a basketball and a doughnut in a single game
  • Full name is ENTERTAINUS CARNIVOROUS
  • Single, but is considering Animal Husbandry
  • Graduated from ACME University with hors d'oeuvres
  • Favorite food is Roadrunner under glass, but admits a weakness for Fried San Diego Chicken
  • Recently was cast in the lead role in the movie Lord of the Rings, but eventually lost the part to Elijah Wood after it was discovered that The Coyote had no ring finger
  • Seen talking with the Disney people about "THE COYOTE KING 2 1/2"
  • Would love to have Lassie over "for lunch" someday
  • Favorite musical group is Los Lobos
  • Spends his free time watching the Fox Network
  • Admits living in "Bexar" County scares him.
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