Name: Bowser

Birthday: Fall 2001

Birthplace: Conseco Fieldhouse

Height: 6'2"

Weight: Fluctuates -- depends on how many dog biscuits I’ve eaten

Collar Size: Loose, in fact very loose.

Likes: Pacers basketball and entertaining fans

Dislikes: Invisible fences and flea baths

Favorite Food: Anything in a bowl

Hobbies: Chasing cars

Best Friend: Boomer

Favorite Song: “Who Let The Dogs Out”

Not-So-Favorite Song: “How Much Is That Doggie In The Window” ... scared of being sold

Favorite Movie: “Dog Day Afternoon”

Not-So-Favorite Movie: “Old Yeller” … because he dies in the end

Favorite Actress: Lassie

Salary: 365 dog bones

Accomplishments: Visited Westminster Dog Show and wasn’t thrown out ... right away