2007-2008 ManiAACs: Boy Ain’t Right

Name: Daniel
Stage Name: Boy ain’t RIGHT
ManiAAC Since: 2002 playoffs
Birthday: The day we clinched our first invite to the NBA Finals
Hometown: Dallas via Sudbury, MA

Weight: A Bam-Bam shy of a Wild Dog!

9-to-5 Job: Real estate entrepreneur, massage therapist, library clerk, liver/lover

Signature Move: Shakin’ It

Hobbies: Making the time to volunteer

Favorite Meal: Bobo Beef, mmmm

Second Favorite Meal: Dog Nuts

Third Favorite Meal: Pizza

Why did you try out for the ManiAACs: The Mavs Dancers weren’t hiring pre-gender reassignment surgery candidates.

What’s the best perk of being a ManiAAC: Having a venue to let my ID roam free

Tell us about your first moment on stage: I just threw up a little. I was the drunk in “Anything Goes.” I improvised a stage drive, which was fun. I looked the part because the day before opening night I wrecked my bike and had scrapes all over my face.

Favorite Shella story/moment: She tells everyone to get bigger with their moves and then cracks up when I follow her directions. Apparently, I’m too big sometimes.

How do you stay in “shape”: My ManiAAC bros keep me well fed, though I should fight for the first fruits more often. Have you seen the size of these guys? I can’t elbow my way to the table to save myself!