Hold Up/Read Playbill During Intros

Cohen's Analysis: This was an extremely popular form of acceptable ignorance during my high school days. The entire student section of the home school would pretend to be reading a newspaper while the visiting team’s players were introduced during a basketball game.

The gym would go silent and all you would see in the bleachers are a few hundred kids holding newspapers in front of their faces.

Imagine an entire NBA arena doing the same. That would look rather amusing. If not newspapers, you could hold up the playbill. It would be perfect if the cover of the playbill was the back of Tobias Harris’ jersey (No. 12, Harris). Get it?



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