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Court Jester 04/28



Here's what you thought was going on with Keon Clark in last week's Court Jester:


  • After being severely dunked upon by Keon Clark, Greg Ostertag saw basketballs circling his head instead of stars.
    -Reid W., LA, CA

  • "Keep your eye on the ball."
    -Patrick Foster, San Diego, CA

  • Keon: OOH!!!! That'll leave a mark!
    -Jean Matters

  • A recent poll conducted by the American Plastic Surgeons Association found that the most commonly requested sugery by NBA athletes is the rhinoplasty, a.k.a nose job...
    -Kathryn C. Marks, New York, NY

  • Keon, "oh come on man, pop that thing already....."
    -Jason Ramsey, Tulsa, Oklahoma

  • Keon: "I told you that I was the king of dodge ball, you just wouldn't listen!!"
    -Ian, San Diego, CA

  • Keon: "Well?"
    Ostertag: "Yep, tastes like chicken"
    -Philip Stein, Sacramento, CA.

  • Keons version of the famous quote, "Two birds with one stone."
    -Linds M., Hector, AR

  • Keon: “Boo yah!”
    -Anna, Roseville, CA

  • "Clark 1, Elephant Man 0"
    -Brad Nabors, Chico, CA

  • Keon climbs the rim for dear life as Ostertag unleashes his basketball booger of death.
    - Kenny, Columbia, SC

  • Appetizer--Keon style
    -Rich Whitelatch


    Here's what really happened:
     SALT LAKE CITY - APRIL 26: Keon Clark #7 of the Sacramento Kings dunks over Greg Ostertag #00 of the Utah Jazz in Game three of the Western Conference Quarterfinals during the 2003 NBA Playoffs at Delta Center on April 26, 2003 in Salt Lake City, Utah. The Jazz won 107-104. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo By Kent Horner/NBAE via Getty Images)




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