Chicago Matadors: Mike's Personal Profile
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Full name:
Michael Angelo Stack
Nickname:
Lumpy, Flub, Stuck
Age/Birthday:
22 / March 4
Hometown:
Chi, The
Occupation:
Celebrity Fit Club stunt double
Marital Status:
Double
Education:
I can’t read but I can cut a rug
Hair Color:
It was brown before Nick of London... Do you do braids? You mean hi-lites? Yes!
Eye Color:
Mohagany
Height/Weight:
6'1''/ 385
Waist/pant size:
48 husky
Tattoos/Birthmarks:
Shamrock w/ flags and one brown star on left arm.
Criminal Record:
The Long Rangers - Degenerated
Favorite Animal to eat:
Boneless Buffalo
Favorite midnight snack:
LaCoco's Calzone, pepperoni and mushrooms
Best Buffet:
Jimmy at the Old Country
Most prized possession:
Lion cookie jar, with alarm
Boxers or briefs:
Tommy boxer-briefs ($6.99/pr if you know the right people)
Greatest accomplishment:
You don't know accomplishment until you meet
THE HOFF
Pet Peeves:
Muscle definition
Dream Job:
Radio host
Celebrity you most resemble:
The fat guy from Lost
Female celebrity you'd most like to meet:
Kirsty Alley, so I can tell her she sold out.
Most embarrassing moment:
I think it set in for me while taking pictures with Cyprus Fire Brigade after they let us out of the elevator we sent crashing to the basement. I don’t know if Europe was ready for the Matadors.
Three words that describe me are:
Italian chicken sandwich
I feel sexiest when:
I'm around the blind.
My idea of a romantic evening is...
Cuddler on the roof, with peanuts, watching the Princess Bride.
My best physical feature is...
My hair
I am a big Bulls fan because...
The Bulls are the deepest team in the NBA by far, so jump on the bandwagon for this championship season... it's gonna be fun.
Quote:
“Whatever you want to do, do it. There are only so many tomorrows.”
