Brian Vogler

Age / Birthdate: 28 – 5/1/75

Hometown: Hayes Center, Nebraska (population 218)

Occupation: Entertainer

Marital Status: Single and available

Education: B.A. from Creighton University

Hair color: Luscious curly brown

Height/Weight: 6-0, 285

Favorite animal to eat: Angus beef

Favorite midnight snack: PB & J

Best Buffet: Free

Most prized possession: Sense of humor

Boxers or briefs: Boxer-briefs

Greatest accomplishment: Living without an automobile

Pet peeves: Dress codes that prohibit Chuck Taylor shoes. Ladies sporting a tattoo above the butt crack.

Dream job: Ben & Jerry’s ice cream taster

Female celebrity you’d most like to meet: Marge Simpson

Three words that describe me are: Slippery when wet

I feel sexiest when ... I karaoke.

My idea of a romantic evening is ... applauding the sunset in Key West while sharing a fresh order of conch fritters.

My best physical feature is ... my smile.

My friends describe me as … large, loud, sweaty, full of energy, but most importantly, a loveable teddy bear.

Best advice or quote: “I don’t want to do a damn thing, and I want to be appreciated. Want to get paid well for it, don’t want to be hated.” – Orlando: Ugly Americans