John Hildebrand

Nickname: The Other White Meat

Age / Birthdate: 40 – 3/16/63

Hometown: Chicago, IL

Occupation: Galactic Emperor

Marital Status: Single

Education: M.Ed.

Hair color: None

Eye color: Blue

Height / Weight: 6-3, 300

Waist / Pant size: 42

Favorite animal to eat: Pig

Favorite midnight snack: Salt lick

Best Buffet: Thai Classic

Boxers or briefs: Victoria’s Secret

Greatest accomplishment: It’s a toss-up between the Nobel and the Pulitzer.

Pet peeves: I believe all peeves should roam free.

Dream job: The idle rich.

Celebrity you most resemble: Divine

Female celebrity you’d most like to meet: Sara Lee and Little Debbie

Three words that describe me are: Iconoclast, sybaritic, shameless

I feel sexiest when ... the pizza arrives.

My idea of a romantic evening is ... butter, candles, butter, pork, more butter.

My best physical feature is ... my legs

My friends describe me as … a bizarre, freakish, whirling dervish.

Best advice or quote: “You sure do got a pretty mouth.”