All-Star Weekend isn't just a time for the league's best to shine on the court, it's a chance for some of the game's biggest names to let their personalities shine through. Take a look at some of the funniest quotes from Denver, then vote for your favorite on the right.


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GILBERT ARENAS:
"If I'm going to dunk on anyone, it's going to be Shaq. And then I'll retire after that."
--Wizards All-Star guard on who he would like to dunk on

BILL WALTON:
"Thank you for visiting McDonald's and please drive safely ... Sir, don't forget your napkins!"
--NBA Legend, Bill Walton while distributing free chicken samples at McDonald's

'THUNDER' DAN MAJERLE:
"As soon as I get that check, it's going to be a lot better."
--Radio Shack Shooting Stars winner Dan Majerle, comparing a victory in the Shooting Stars to a game-winner he hit against the Lakers in 1992-93

STEVE NASH:
"We need to cut the top off so we can put beer in it if we take it to Dan's."
--Steve Nash's response when asked if he was going to take his Playstation Skills Challenge Trophy to Majerle's house and make a collection for Phoenix

GREGG POPOVICH:
"We play Houston on Wednesday so [Tracy] McGrady and Yao Ming will play 47 [minutes] on Sunday ... And Timmie is going to play about five."
--West Coach Gregg Popovich when asked about his coaching strategy for the All-Star Game

DAVID THOMPSON:
"Yeah, but I couldn't leave two dimes and a nickel."
--Thompson, when asked if he really once grabbed a quarter off the top of a backboard

WAYMAN TISDALE:
"I was born to entertain ... It's just what I've been called to do on this earth."
--Tisdale, talking about going from pro hoopster to pro bassist